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Saturday, December 22, 2007


REASONS WHY MRS SANTA CLAUS IS BUAY SONG

1. You work out everyday at the Health Club with your personal trainer, but every bleddy cartoonist keeps drawing you as a fat auntie.
2. He can remember whether billions of individual kids were naughty or nice, but cannot remember to replace the toilet paper after he runs out.
3. That stupid Rudolph’s nose glows so bright, the neighbours think we’re running a red light district.
4. That kaypoh Angelina Jolie keeps wanting to adopt some of my elves.
5. Stubborn old man refuses to outsource his deliveries to DHL. 1800 over years old oreddy, how long can he tahan?
6. Every year is the same old thing: work overtime for twelve days, then rest of the year, lepak, drink beer, eat keropok, watch football.
7. Every year, he collects donno how many thousand frequent flier miles on his business trips, but will he spare a few to take me to Bali for a beach holiday? You think?
8. He wanted to hire some new elves this year. I told him to hire that Legolas from Lord of the Rings, but instead he went to hire that Dobby from Harry Potter.
9. I can’t understand why he doesn’t want to en bloc this stupid workshop in the middle of nowhere. People want to give you money, take lah!
10. I told him, this is after 9/11. A bearded man flying into US airspace sure kena intercepted. But would he listen? Nooo. Now I have to bail him out of Guantanamo.
11. Santa’s stomach isn’t the only thing that’s soft like jelly.
12. He keeps wanting to do it ‘reindeer-style’

L ones are crappy~
10:13 PM

Thursday, December 13, 2007


Nice pict

Isn't this a nice number plate?? Number nice.. Alphabets also nice (=

-aloy

L ones are crappy~
10:37 PM

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


Uh-oh Hotdog

This is a video of a guy translating for his mafia friends.


This is a video of a scientist....

L ones are crappy~
10:27 AM

Friday, December 7, 2007


extra maths lesson

EXTRA MATHS LESSON

Date: 11 dec 2007 (tuesday)
Time: 10am
Venue: 3L1 classroom
Topic: circles

pass around.

BY THE ORDER OF MR CHIAM.

jan.

L ones are crappy~
3:09 PM