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Wednesday, March 26, 2008


The BOON poem

Main editors:

Content wise: Aloysius
Structure wise: Anselm

Ideas providers: WeeKiat, Jia Qi, Leon


The BOON poem


My name ends with bOON
Because of that, I like eating fried bee hOON
I love swimming and bathing in a lagOON
Cleansing myself whilst I crOON
When night falls, I look up at the mOON
Dreaming about all the things I can get at mini tOONs

I study in the same class as babOONs
However, unlike them, I eat rice with a spOON
After which I rest in a cocOON
I stay there with my pet racOON
Which hibernates from December to JUNE
And then I usually get up at nOON

Whilst watching some lame cartOONs
I sell alcohol in my salOON
Aspiring to be the richest tycOON
To improve my business, I give out ballOONs
Customers usually like those that are marOON

After retiring from the 13th PlatOON
Where I once served as a dragOON
I started creating rUNEs
No weather conditions could stop me, not even a typhOON
And my favourite weapon then was a harpOON

This poem will end sOON
With me saying "Long live! My Precious spermatozOON!"
That's simply my life as Wayne bOON.

-Anonymous

L ones are crappy~
6:38 PM