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Tuesday, March 18, 2008




Modifications of the Wayne Boon poem by Anselm

My name ends with bOON
And I like to eat fried bee hOON.
I bathe in a lagOON
Cleansing myself whilst I crOON
All the while looking up at the mOON.
I eat rice with a spOON
And shop at Mini TOONs.
I study with babOONs
After which I rest in a cocOON.
I like blowing ballOONs
Especially those that are marOON.
I have a pet racOON
which always sleeps until nOON.
This poem will end sOON
With me saying "Long live! My Precious spermatozOON!".
I sell alcohol in a salOON
Whilst watching some lame cartOONs
After retiring from the 13th PlatOON
Where I once served as a dragOON
And my favourite weapon then was a harpOON.
That's simply my life as Wayne bOON

-Anonymous
Adapted by Anselm

The questions are the same, just that now you have MUCH more things to elaborate on!

=D

Acknowledgements:

People who have suggested for the poem:
Wee Kiat

L ones are crappy~
7:48 PM